God made me. I made Biscuit

In the beginning the biscuit was formless. So Justin assembled the ingredients and created a biscuit. Justin said, “Let there be 1 cup of flour, 1.5 cups rolled oats and 1.5 cups coconut”, Justin called these the “dry ingredients” – part one. When Justin looked at the dry ingredients he said “it is not good for them to be alone, I will make a suitable partner for them”. So Justin said “let there be 150g of butter and 2T golden syrup” So Justin melted these, and he saw that it was good – part two. And Justin said “let there be 4T boiling water and 1t baking soda” So Justin added the baking soda to the water and saw that it went fizzy – part three. Then Justin mixed part two with part three and there was a great burst of energy and foam, Justin called this the liquid ingredients – part 4. And he saw that it was good. The dry and the liquid were both naked but there was no shame. Then Justin said let the two become one, so they were mixed – part 5.

At this point Justin realised he had done something wrong, as the dry was too much for the wet, and he had to compensate with more liquid. Justin was perplexed - he had been through this all before and never had this problem! Justin had thought it would be a clever time saver to do two things at once. He had simultaneously been conversing with bro over the phone. Justin still refuses to believe men can not do two things at once.

Then Justin said “let us make the biscuit in the image of a pizza” So Justin made the biscuit like a pizza. Like pizza did Justin make biscuit. Flat and round he created it. And Justin baked it – 180 °C for 15 min – part 6. Justin saw what he had made, and it was very good. The biscuit was completed in all its vast array. By part 7 Justin had finished the work he had been doing, so in part 7 he ate it. And Justin blessed part 7, because on it he ate all the good that was made.