Justin & Friends News Extra

Thanks for tuning in. Our top story today is that 83% of people do not rate spider solitaire as their number 1 procrastination game of all time. In fact a scientist was surprised to find the medieval version of solitaire, involving no spiders, was almost twice as popular as the critically acclaimed SPIDER SOLITAIRE. Also only 4% of respondents have friends, the rest prefer to procrastinate alone. The scientist said this was because of the deep sense of shame associated with procrastination that causes its practitioners to shun all humans. This has sparked controversy in some places such as universities where many students have marched to show support for their time honoured tradition. A spokesman for earths students asked "have we lost the art of group procrastination???" If your struggling with procrastination - don’t go through it alone - there are many who will gladly do it with you.

If you haven’t tried Spider solitaire you haven’t lived.
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