Super... Mario!
We all want to be Super. Like Super Mario. But what do you have that is so Super? Can you jump and bash blocks and leap over chasms real good? And do other stuff real good too? Like eating mushrooms and becoming invincible and extra large and white and shoot fire balls? ha? ha? Can you put on a hat with wings and fly? Its all about finding the right hat that will give the right super power. Its a me!
We all know that chicks like guys with skills. And super skills I’m sure are all the more appealing, alternatively you could just bake cakes or something (no I’m not growing out of that movie anytime soon). So vote in the new poll for which super power you would most want. Some guidelines are provided bellow.
Invisibility, means that nobody can see you... unless using a high tech thermal imaging device. Would be helpful at avoiding people, being sneaky, and would make for a good stunt to pull on your one hundred and eleventh birthday.
Flying, means that you can propel yourself through thin air, without the aid of any device. You can fly up to 500km per hour. Like other forms of physical exertion it requires energy, the faster you fly the tiereder you get, and the bigger the mess, and if you drink and fly then you will crash and die and be a certain type of idiot. Would make travel more cheap and fast, would be lots of fun and you could give friends a ride on your back. Perhaps you will find Neverland, take the second to the right and straight on 'till morning, hopefully you wont end up in California.
Telepathy, means you can read peoples minds. It is something you can turn on and off so you don’t always have to be listening which would be quite draining. You can only read one person at a time, and its really hard to do if they or someone else are talking to you at the same time, but you will get used to it after a while. It also means that you will have no friends... unless nobody knows or don’t care. Would be useful at understanding what women want, or what anybody wants, could help reduce communications problems and you could become know as the human lie detector.
Teleportation, means you can zap form one place to another in a few seconds. But you have to know how to get to where you are going so you have to have been to that place before. It is not possible to simply look at a photograph or video footage. Attempting to teleport based on such flimsy evidence may lead to becoming stuck in teleportation space which pretty much means being lost forever. You can teleport anywhere on earth but not to the moon or mars or anywhere else. Unless you first fly out to the moon, then you can teleport around the moon, but not back to earth... its just too far. Attempting to teleport such large distances may result in death. If you drink and teleport you may end up in the wrong place and be late for work, but why are you drinking before work anyway, gosh! Would be as useful as a washing machine, it will save you time on boring things like travel so you can spend it on the things you love, because being there is everything.
Time stoppage, means you can stop time for the whole world except yourself. So basically everybody freezes in the middle of whatever they are doing and you can just walk around and do normal stuff. If used too often will result in aging faster than your peers. Would be useful in finishing an assignment, meeting people on time, being the only kid in school with a mustache, and basically cheating in all kinds of ways.
Alter appearance, means you can change into anything you have the imagination for but must take up the same volume as your current self, in one piece. Would be good for espionage, hide and seek and getting what you want.
Breath fire, means you can exhale fire from your mouth, just like a dragon. You can alter the distance of the flame depending how hard you exhale but limit of up to two meters. Would be hand in many situations. Many.
Super human strength, means you can have the strength of 20 men or 40 woman... whichever you prefer. The strength is physical and applies to all muscles in the body. Would be useful for leaping over buildings in a single bound, opening jars, lifting cars, self defense and becoming governor.
Results form the previous poll are:
The best part of a fruit crumble is:
14 % The fruit
71% The crumble
10% No preference
5% I dont like fruit crumble's
No real surprise here, the crumble wins and I still cant figure out why but crumble is sooooo good. Its tempting to just make only crumble (it has been done) but admittedly the apple or whatever else does add something. I like to think of it as a synergistic relationship. 1+1 = 3. or perhaps 1 +2 = 4. where apple is 1 crumble is 2 but together they are 4.
We all know that chicks like guys with skills. And super skills I’m sure are all the more appealing, alternatively you could just bake cakes or something (no I’m not growing out of that movie anytime soon). So vote in the new poll for which super power you would most want. Some guidelines are provided bellow.
Invisibility, means that nobody can see you... unless using a high tech thermal imaging device. Would be helpful at avoiding people, being sneaky, and would make for a good stunt to pull on your one hundred and eleventh birthday.
Flying, means that you can propel yourself through thin air, without the aid of any device. You can fly up to 500km per hour. Like other forms of physical exertion it requires energy, the faster you fly the tiereder you get, and the bigger the mess, and if you drink and fly then you will crash and die and be a certain type of idiot. Would make travel more cheap and fast, would be lots of fun and you could give friends a ride on your back. Perhaps you will find Neverland, take the second to the right and straight on 'till morning, hopefully you wont end up in California.
Telepathy, means you can read peoples minds. It is something you can turn on and off so you don’t always have to be listening which would be quite draining. You can only read one person at a time, and its really hard to do if they or someone else are talking to you at the same time, but you will get used to it after a while. It also means that you will have no friends... unless nobody knows or don’t care. Would be useful at understanding what women want, or what anybody wants, could help reduce communications problems and you could become know as the human lie detector.
Teleportation, means you can zap form one place to another in a few seconds. But you have to know how to get to where you are going so you have to have been to that place before. It is not possible to simply look at a photograph or video footage. Attempting to teleport based on such flimsy evidence may lead to becoming stuck in teleportation space which pretty much means being lost forever. You can teleport anywhere on earth but not to the moon or mars or anywhere else. Unless you first fly out to the moon, then you can teleport around the moon, but not back to earth... its just too far. Attempting to teleport such large distances may result in death. If you drink and teleport you may end up in the wrong place and be late for work, but why are you drinking before work anyway, gosh! Would be as useful as a washing machine, it will save you time on boring things like travel so you can spend it on the things you love, because being there is everything.
Time stoppage, means you can stop time for the whole world except yourself. So basically everybody freezes in the middle of whatever they are doing and you can just walk around and do normal stuff. If used too often will result in aging faster than your peers. Would be useful in finishing an assignment, meeting people on time, being the only kid in school with a mustache, and basically cheating in all kinds of ways.
Alter appearance, means you can change into anything you have the imagination for but must take up the same volume as your current self, in one piece. Would be good for espionage, hide and seek and getting what you want.
Breath fire, means you can exhale fire from your mouth, just like a dragon. You can alter the distance of the flame depending how hard you exhale but limit of up to two meters. Would be hand in many situations. Many.
Super human strength, means you can have the strength of 20 men or 40 woman... whichever you prefer. The strength is physical and applies to all muscles in the body. Would be useful for leaping over buildings in a single bound, opening jars, lifting cars, self defense and becoming governor.
Results form the previous poll are:
The best part of a fruit crumble is:
14 % The fruit
71% The crumble
10% No preference
5% I dont like fruit crumble's
No real surprise here, the crumble wins and I still cant figure out why but crumble is sooooo good. Its tempting to just make only crumble (it has been done) but admittedly the apple or whatever else does add something. I like to think of it as a synergistic relationship. 1+1 = 3. or perhaps 1 +2 = 4. where apple is 1 crumble is 2 but together they are 4.
posted by Justin at
3:50 pm
